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You've lost control of the project.

Leslie Ducksbury

This looks like a seafood restaurant.

Klaire Day

I don't want any surprises.

Terry BattAdministrator

I can see you are having trouble with colour.

Jan Senbergs

You've got visual diarrhoea.

Alan Mitelman

We didn't get it

No wonder you can't get anyone to like you.

Transvestite from Trish’s Nightclub North Melbourne

You're the wrong sex.

Gareth Sansom

Take down the framed work!

Ruth Johnstone